Taken: Mar 28, 2010

Swine Flu 

Taken: Jun 4, 2009

Carbonated Union 

Taken: May 27, 2009

Bend Over! 

Taken: Apr 18, 2009

Most people don't realize the Easter Bunny was also enslaved by the Egyptian Pharaoh, but those elitist Hebrews wrote the story differently 

Taken: Apr 11, 2009

Two State Solution 

Taken: Apr 11, 2009

When Crows Tweet 

Taken: Apr 6, 2009

Broadcast 

Taken: Mar 16, 2009

What is the price of oil once Obama is president? 

Taken: Mar 15, 2009

Fed let Lehman FAIL 

Taken: Mar 14, 2009

She Gave Great Head 

Taken: Mar 4, 2009

Complicated 

Taken: Mar 4, 2009

Virtual Sexuality 

Taken: Feb 26, 2009

Over Me 

Taken: Feb 25, 2009

She Screwed Me 

Taken: Feb 25, 2009

Universal Fly 

Taken: Feb 25, 2009

Taking care of an old pacifist hippie and finding out the dude is just a bitter asshole 

Taken: Feb 24, 2009

Chas Freeman Jr. 

Taken: Feb 23, 2009

loan choke 

Taken: Feb 23, 2009

Obama's Intelligence 

Taken: Feb 22, 2009

theoretical offspring of femme fascimo 

Taken: Feb 22, 2009

femme fascimo 

Taken: Feb 21, 2009

Absolutist Genesis 

Taken: Feb 21, 2009

Borg 

Taken: Feb 19, 2009